Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. Or maybe not. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. We never spam. I'm back! If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. I hope I remember doing this. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Spooky how accurate they areanyway, I command you to go! What ever shall I do? Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Maybe you're lost. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. I wonder if I've made the world record? Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. I thought it was sadand normal. [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). The movie ends with him in a coma. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). Anyway, seeya! We're not sure. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. Molly's soliloquy is a touchstone for writers aiming to go long. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! Well, too bad! Surely you have heard of her? I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. E-mail. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! Okay. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. The number of licks, I mean. You're still here. It's like this. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. Yeaha topic would be good. You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". I hate Math. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). Okay, better leave. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? This sentence is the longest. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? OkayI'm back. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. "a pokemon game. So far this is nowhere near the world record. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. Sometimes, it is lazy. It's a word. I love it! *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. I even impress myself. I wonder why anyone would read this? I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. And now, back to our featured presentation. (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? Wasn't that semi-entertaining? You have to admit its sheer coolness. Or whatever. Hello, everyone! It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. Are you ready? (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. Then I completly understand. Goodwhat? I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" Ice cream trucks! There is a world where you are a faerie. See? But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. Because eventually, I'll be back! Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. I'm back! Help me! She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Today was Halloween. maybe the longest text ever. No? It's annoying. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. *sniffle* Why must this be? She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. Lots of gooey talent. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. I think. Good. GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. Squirell? I don't think there actually are any. Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. Either way, I'm here. Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" It says that in black ander lime green! HOLY WAX! Who am I kidding? You say it didn't let you out? Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. I made a virtual pet for it. Can a senile person write? This morning, my Mom came home from work. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! I need to find a topic. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? Too bad. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. Okay. Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. I love-d you moose! So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. No one is really coming here, anyway. Maybe they're here right now! How did you ever guess? One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. Gambling is so much fun! If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! It's not fair! *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! While. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. I know, I took you completly by suprise. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. I'm back. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. *nods* I thought so. It even SOUNDS weird. There ARE aliens. 5 Wonderfully Long Literary Sentences by Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald & Other Masters of the Run-On, Seven Tips From William Faulkner on How to Write Fiction, William Faulkner Reads from As I Lay Dying, Josh Jonesis a writer and musician based in Durham, NC. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. No, really. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. It's early. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. A good one. ONly not really. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! *sighs dramatically* I'm back. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? Don't Ignore Sites? It was fun. Creepy. Why, because they assume it's better quality. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded.
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